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What’s Your Internet Spirit Animal? 🐕🐎🐆🐜

The Gist

  • Your internet spirit animal says a lot about your internet preferences!

Look, choosing the right plan for your home shouldn’t feel like assembling IKEA furniture—complicated, frustrating, and requiring way more patience than you have. 

Enter lifestyle plans. We built our new Lifestyle Plans designed around you—because your life isn’t just about internet speeds and gadgets. It’s about how you live. So, let’s break it down the only way that makes sense…

🐕 The Loyal Golden Retriever (Family Plan)

You’re the glue that holds everyone together. You thrive on family movie nights, chaotic dinner table convos, and making sure everyone gets their fair turn on the WiFi. You need a plan that keeps your whole pack happy—without anyone barking about slow speeds.

🦉 The Industrious Ant (Work from Home Warrior)

You’re the person whose “office” is in your home. But let’s be real, you practically live in your inbox. You need a plan that hustles as hard as you do, keeps your video calls crisp, and never lets you down when deadlines hit.

🐎 The Wild Mustang (Connected Country)

You live where the air is fresh, the sunsets are unbeatable, and the idea of “neighbors” is…optional. You need a plan that frees you to roam, keeping you connected whether you’re tending the land, running your business, or watching Yellowstone for research purposes.

🐆 The Cheetah (Gamers Gambit)

You don’t wait. You don’t lag. You don’t do “buffering.” Whether you’re leading your squad to victory, streaming in 4K, or just proving you’re the fastest clicker in the West, your plan needs to keep up with your lightning reflexes.

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See which Lifestyle Plan fits best for you 👉 take the lifestyle quiz here

You’ll Love Your New Lifestyle

We built these Lifestyle Plans so you don’t have to stress about the details. You just pick the one that fits your life, and boom: problem solved.

  • They’re simple. No more trying to figure out if you need 100 mbps, 500 mbps or a Gig —you just pick the plan that sounds the most like you.
  • They’re seamless. The right coverage, security, and reliability with all the bells and whistles, all in one neat little package.
  • They make you look smart. Which is, let’s be honest, the real goal here.


So… What’s Next?

It’s time to ditch the basic internet and upgrade to something that actually makes sense for your life. Pick your plan, claim your new lifestyle, and enjoy life without buffering, bad connections, or tech headaches.

The future of the internet is here. Are you ready?